Your Local Flying Spaghetti Monster Representative

Reverend Pasta Neko$teve is the formidably piratical lord and master of The Other Other Talk Like A Pirate Day.

He denies having a life, nor does he see his involvement in taking random Internet memes into other people's daily lives as a reason to get a life anytime soon.

He would like to dedicate The OOTLAPD 2005 site to his long time companion and sidekick Cap'n Bert E. Cat, who passed away soon after Talk Like A Pirate Day 2004.  Whereever you are Bert, I know you'll be sailing the waters of the afterlife and wreaking terror in your wake.